My mother hates when I tell this story, so do not tell her I told you.
My loving parents and their four daughters spent summers camping. We would go for as long as my father could get off work, and however far that time would allow us. This was the final excursion involving offspring. Older sisters had aged out of family vacations, so it was my younger sister and I, at 15 and 17 respectively, making our last cross-country trip.
As we pulled our trailer into Banff, Canada, having been on the road for an eternity in my teenage mind, something snapped. My parents, who never fought, had a fight. I remember it clearly. My father asked how many more miles before we got to our destination. My mother gave an answer. Then my father asked me to verify. I was particularly good with maps. My mother blew a hemorrhage. She had been his co-pilot for 25 years and he was doubting her? But it was more than that. She went on to complain that she was tired of breaking camp every morning at the crack of dawn to head out to a new destination and for just once, just once, she would like to stay in one place and see what a vacation felt like. There was probably more, but I was studying the map looking for a way out.
We did just what my mother wanted. We stayed in Banff. Dad stayed on his side of camp and Mom stayed on her side. My sister and I ran messages for them over the abyss. They did not speak to each other. Not in Banff or any other town on the remainder of our trip.
Two weeks into this cold war, my sister and I were in the backseat, with noses in our novels and the demeanor of sullen teenagers. My father pulled over into a scenic overlook somewhere in Oregon. Another babbling brook. Another beautiful vista. We were jaded after a lifetime of babbling brooks and beautiful vistas.
My father asked, “Is anyone getting out?” and got no reply. So, he gets out and heads left to look at the majestic coast. One minute later my mother gets out and heads right. Teenage daughters remain in the back seat. A car door opens, and Dad gets in. Dad buckles up. Dad starts the car. Dad pulls out and up the scenic overlook road. My sister and I look at each other in shock and disbelief. Can this be happening? Is he really making a break for it? Leaving Mom? Taking us? I croak, “Umm, Dad?” As he turns, he notices his co-pilot for life is not in the car. He slams on the brakes. In those big camper side-view mirrors I see my mother speed walking up the hill, with her fist shaking in the air, mad as hell. She gets in the car and starts yelling that everyone saw him pull away and leave her there. Honestly, the only two people who were even slightly interested in what was happening were my sister and I, but I was not going to say a word. I learned my lesson in Banff. She went on about how she was mortified. How she had to chase the car up the hill. I wanted to say she would have had to go a lot further if I had not spoken up. I learned my lesson in Banff. If there had been any hope of détente, it was left at that scenic overlook.
I wrote letters home to my older sisters, telling them about the fight and our parents would probably get divorced. Since they were not talking to each other, my parents had not actually said any of that. But I was 17 and that was my conclusion. Plus, my parents never fought so this was something totally foreign to me. Their cold silence was a heavy air to live in. Delivering messages to and from people who were only feet apart was so ridiculous it was scary. The rest of the trip was horrible, and my sister and I were on our best behavior. Silently, they agreed to cut our trip short.
My parents did not divorce and made up quickly after we got home. So quickly that I question why they couldn’t have done that earlier and we could have seen more babbling brooks and beautiful vistas. But I kept my mouth shut. I learned my lesson in Banff.